SCREW THAT CALL WHICH MADE ME LIFELESS FOR A NIGHT.

the next morning, a new magic began. many things happened and i was shown mercy and given happiness at the dawn of a new era. hee? geewhiz.

the ngee ann jalan raye was cool, but pics from my cam wont be up like till this week or the end of it ah. sorry. my comp's usb port is being a b***h now.

i wanna record what happened. to those who have known wat has happened, sorry but u'll hav to read it again la. hahaha ok. the fact that evryone was bustding me since saturday, 27 oct, 1045 hours and the fact that I had to be the one stuck in a toilet made it all worthwhile and happy. cant u guys see the smile on my face? i cant stop smiling since yestadae manz.. not that i mind the bustding jokes. i din mind. like wat cik hannah said, in d name of good fun kan..

ok. so we were like all raring.. actly, its a lie. we were a lil dumpy and quiet in the morn (heck, who wants to wake up so damn early on sat? hehehe). so we went to nabil's, fadilah's. to which we discussed a lot on teachers n their houses. called mdm riza.. toked abt cikgu kambing. eh. sorry, cikgu zainal. oops. n i learnt sth abt him from yasmeen which was spicy hot n disgusting n made me recoil in no-wonder retort.

then we went to eera's, whose wings were on top of the world (i meant chicken, not eera's..). hahahaha. n i developed this spasm for 'wabilahitaufik walhidayah wassalamualiakum wr wb'. i was timecheck. self-appointed la. dun be disappointed those who din cum.. theres still next yr, nxt 2 yrs.. not to mention The Gathering?

ok back to story (OBTS). so after nabil's, fadilah's (satay goreng was fab) and hannah's, we went to faheem's which we had to walk to a very far bustop, while we could have taken a nearer bustop n still get there. (mistake no 1). the girls were complaining (lemme correct that, it was me hahaha) n the spaghetti was super hot but super nice n syash, not to mention the greetings again? hehhz.

from faheem's we WALKED. YES. WALKED. all the way to ngee ann bustop. ok. wasnt that bad coz it wasnt that far. headed on to zalikha's, whose mi goreng was to die for. i craved it since last year. i swear those who din try it, are really rugi. then from zaliko's, we went to rajab's back in tampines again. i swear, aku kene teruk teruk and habis-habisan there. i swear. i almost cried. thanks eh korang. hahahaha.. takla.. but i really wanted to punch edi's, faheem's, ridzuan's and haikal's face. really. i did. they were really lucky coz ruffedge was on tv (mistake no. 2) and i din want to miss ruffedge anymore. omg. hahaah. betol syash. aku kene terok2 ah. dgn hannah2 n fadilah2 n zalika2 sekali. hesh.

some excerpts for u to laugh at: (yeah yeah. go on. larf. coz i tink thyre kinda funny too.. hesh)

"da salam mak mertua kau ke??"
"ain, jgn nngis ah' (i threatened to cry) "nak tadah dengan mangkuk kaca ni.."
"eh ain, this will be your future home seh.."
"tak nak berbual2 sikit dengan mak mertua kau? ape la kau ni.."
(after i commented to myself a picture hung on the wall for photographic aesthetics) "mane satu yang cute? dia kan.... aku tau.."
"aksyen ah kau ain.."
"cepatlah gi makan. mak mertua kau masak penat2.."
"eh eh.. tak bebual dengan mak mertua kau.. mingle la sikit. get to know sikit.."

the bomb of the day
edi: "ain ko tau ape faheem ckp kat belakang?"
ain: (after commenting on the 3 cups of whose-sarsi-is-this n me exploding) "ape??"
edi: "da kembung pun, sampai sekarang tak meletup-meletup pun.........."
they were lucky zain ruffedge saved their lives.

imagine all this coming out every second n in different forms at least once from each of the 9 persons. 9-on-1. how fair issat?

went to haikal's and ridzuan's. we WALKED THERE.. WALKED... from b4 TPJC until the houses behind tamp mart. how smart issat.. i was frightfully grateful for my flats. serious. almost wore my heels. n i mean heels. woah.

at ridzuan's was where mistake no.3 which lead to mistake no. 4 occurred. gedebak gedebuk.. i went to toilet. and so i saw that i must lock the PVC door coz if dint, the gap was quite big la. and so, the genius went to lock the door (mistake no.3). after completing evrytin, which i think took two minutes, i tried opening the door. it dint budge. ok. i smiled to myself. i brushed my fingers a bit n turned it again. nope. wouldnt budge. i smiled to myself, this CANNOT be happening. i remembered faheem got stuck in lift n now im stuck. in a toilet. i used the hair oil n oiled the gears n locks within the lock. tried again. no luck. i tried again n again (mistake no.4). i used the white transparenty comb and whilst i turned the knob, i pushed the lever up. n i tried n tried for 30 mins.

noe y i love these pple? coz initially they thot i pooped, had a larf. then, later they tot i fainted. which they said later, didnt become a laughing matter at all n it wasnt so funny anymore. whilst i in the toilet, i started imagining the fire department banging the door n paramedics rescuing me coz i had fainted. yeah.

i was close to fainting coz the air was becoming stale n i was perspiring like mad. hey but i dint panic. at all, which was remarkable coz i m panic queen. i was perspiring because of the heat n lack of air n all d while i was figuring out ways on only releasing myself.. n then...

i heard someone knocking n calling my name. i din noe hus voice was that coz i was desperate n momentarily confused (later i got to noe it was yasmeen's). ridzuan's mum handed me a thin knife to slide open the lever. i tried n it missed my finger by micrometers. then the door had to be pulled open along with the bar holding the other end of the lock. wow. such drama. n it just had to happen to me, after the ruckus earlier. yehehehe.. credits to all of u la.. u guys dunno how i felt wen i saw your faces again, all standing there. much much much better than relief from pooping. but of coz i din poop ok. it was only 2 minutes. thanks for remembering n realising.. rily appreciated that.. im sincere!!

so, we were headed for my house finally. last house.

there u go. straight from the horse's mouth. ok. i'l update more wen i hav the time tomorrow or day after.. loves..

i dun tink i'll forget this for the rest of my life. i had fun!! thanks to organiser n everyone for everything!!

i took more than an hour to type this..